siylan asked: "Have returned to bother you again! May you birth many carrots and remember to feed your suitcase!"

Oh, yeah, of course, whatever.
- Clint B.

Be polite, idiot.
- Natasha R.

heldersofficial asked: "that sent too early bc there was something on my phone screen but GUYS there's this old record booth at third man records in Nashville from the 40s and it records you and goes straight to vinyl who wants to make a record with me"

Oh, that sounds neat. I want to see that!
- Steve R.

heldersofficial asked: "you GUYS ja"

Ja, ja!
- Peter P.

Anonymous asked: "i m a lil drunk but i DONT CARE if i ever make another icecream cone i will kill a man 0wally"

Oh, my goodness.
- Steve R.

Anonymous asked: "wihspers tony remember the goat incident <3 <3 <3 ~~~WALLY"

Nope. Not at all. No idea. I don’t even know what goats are.
- Tony S.

heldersofficial asked: "NOT LIKE A LITTLE KID HE WAS THE SAME AGE AS ME IM NOT PREPARED TO PUNCH ANY CHILDREB"

Oh, well, if he’s the same age, by all means, deck him.
- Wade W.

heldersofficial asked: "i almost punched a kid in the face today but i didnt but i was so close. i was so ready i haven't lost my temper in so long and i was so prepared it freaked me out man"

Definitely don’t punch any kids in their faces.
- Wade W.

chaptain asked: "Merci, Phil."

No problem. I’ve got a database, so. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m trying to get S.H.I.E.L.D. back up and running.
- Phil C.

chaptain asked: "Really short. Like guy's length short."

Let’s see… I’ll go with their “super” names, keep their identities secret, just in case. We’ve got Karma, Jubilee, Storm, Wasp, Spider-Girl. Probably more, but that’s all I have right now, sorry.
- Phil C.

chaptain asked: "Are there any female short haired superheros?"

I have pretty short hair.
- Natasha R.

Peggy had short hair.
- Steve R.

How short are we talking here?
- Clint B.

siylan asked: "Is english. Pretty sure. Might be Italian. I have doubts though. You all adorable. Hi!"

Hello! Thank you.
- Steve R.

chaptain asked: "I love peanut butter sandwiches. They go great with Cheetos. My mom's having me make ham/turkey/cheese sandwiches. But I still have Cheetos."

Cheetos make everything better. Always.
- Clint B.

chaptain asked: "Do you ever just really want peanut butter? Because I really want peanut butter. I love peanut butter..."

Want a sandwich? I made sandwiches.
- Peter P.

siylan asked: "*Skulks back* You are squiggly. I like squiggly. Hies!"

What? Is this English?
- Tony S.

siylan asked: "@Tony - *Bops nose - Cackles and scuttles away.*"

Alright, hello.
- Tony S.

Not the oddest first impression made here.
- Bruce B.