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Anonymous asked: Now I can't unsee your answers :'DDD Let's assume this hypothetical situation of genders changing were to occur. You then find out it's irreversible (... although it's hard to see that happening, 'cause I have a strong feeling Tony and Bruce can solve any problem with some time and sleepless nights). How would you react?

Lots of sex. 
- Tony S.

I’d find whoever did that and see if they could get rid of the Hulk.
- Bruce B.

I would… still be Captain America. And argue for… women’s rights?
- Steve R.

I would still be delighted!
- Thor O.

Still… it happens.
- Loki L.

It’s nothing S.H.I.E.L.D. hasn’t seen before.
- Phil C.

I’d be very attractive, I’m sure.
- Nick F.

Avoid Tony for a while.
- Pepper P.

Buy a bra. A good one, too.
- Clint B.

Find Clint.
- Natasha R.

Fit the suit to fit my new lady body.
- Wade W.

I’d probably have to do the same.
- Peter P.

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ontinetine asked: The sun was out today. I thought it would be okay to go outside. I have a sunburn. I'm too white to be allowed. You have no idea. It's 77 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, BUT I LOOK LIKE CRISPY CHICKEN.

I know what that’s like.
- Phil C.

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mattfuckinhelders asked: cause at baseball games you eat crackerjack!!!!!!! idk it's saturday now but i sent that ask like five minutes before my birthday on friday. tomorrow i am going to guitar center and i think my grandma made me a cake so we're gonna go by there and im hELLA excited we didn't really do very much for my birthday on my birthday except get pizza and then we went to a sports store and I got a braves cap and pennant I AINT COMPLAININ THO IT WAS HELLA. im so excited for cake tbh

I do like baseball, I suppose.
- Steve R.

Happy birthday! I’m glad you had a good day.
- Peter P.

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Anonymous asked: Hey Loki. Guess what? HORSES. HORSES EVERYWHERE. HORSES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.

Ooh.
- Loki L.

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chaptain asked: I walked into practice EXACTLY at 6 yesterday after I had to knock on the window twice because nobody heard the first time and the door was locked. Two other people were later than I was though so it's okay.

Good work. A queen is never late. Everybody else is simply early.
- Phil C.

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Anonymous asked: I keep seeing all these glorious fanarts of you guys as the opposite gender, and I keep wondering, how would you react if some freak accident or something (*cough*Loki*cough*) turned you into the opposite gender? Just curious :3

I would be very busy with some other ladies. Or some men. Or a mirror. Or all of the above.
- Tony S.

I would probably see what happened with the Other Guy. Then I would work on changing back.
- Bruce B.

I would find a way back, of course.
- Steve R.

You sure Bucky wouldn’t be interested?
- Tony S.

I’m sure that’s none of your business.
- Steve R.

Touchy, touchy.
- Tony S.

I would be delighted! I have had this exact situation occur in the past, and it is an enjoyable experience!
- Thor O.

It happens.
- Loki L.

Oh, I can’t even physically list all the things I would do.
- Clint B.

I’d jack off. Hard. And then I’d run for President, because, you know, as a white man, I’d probably win.
- Natasha R.

Dude. Boxes like the idea of a lady Deadpool.
- Wade W.

I’d check myself out in the suit, probably.
- Peter P.

Boxes like that, too.
- Wade W.

Calm down, Wade.
- Peter P.

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Anonymous asked: Yeah, it's good. :D Oh, tonight's going to be goooood~~! My mum had minor surgery yesterday, and it went good. She's still at the hospital, I've been on the phone with her a couple of times and she sounds great, so I can finally stop worrying. Anyways, the fact that she apparently still needs to stay there for another night means I can spend a nice night with my little brother and (finally) relax. I'll probably persuade (more like force) him to watch Iron Man 3 with me (again). :DDDD

That’s just all good. All so, so good. 
- Tony S.

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mattfuckinhelders asked: of age to do what we're not old enough to fuck down here until we're sixteen son STEVE I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF CRACKERJACK TODAY AND IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU even though i got an arizona diamondbacks sticker you know what who even likes the diamondbacks is arizona even real???? five minutes until I can party hell yeah

Why did you think of me when you bought a box of crackerjack? 
- Steve R.

What day is it?
- Clint B.

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chaptain asked: My sister in law had a haircut appointment today. It's been five hours. I have practice in 20 minutes and I need to get around a pain in the ass detour but I have to wait for them to finish at the salon and get through the opposite way of that pain in the ass detour before I can take the car and go.

That’s so frustrating that I want to just fly and get you myself.
- Tony S.

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mattfuckinhelders asked: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS IM TURNING FOURTEEN TOMORROW

You’re almost of age!
- Steve R.

You’re a creepy old man.
- Tony S.

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mattfuckinhelders asked: i've claimed a bae who wants to name me julius after the guy from remember the titans this is insane i have too many names first i was eva then I was boing then atticus (???) then tonee then helders and now JULIUS???? how does this happen

Just keep floppin’ around till you pick one. Boxes say that’s okay.
- Wade W.

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mattfuckinhelders asked: I'M GONNA DO POWDERPUFF FOOTBALL HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH i hope it's tackle football ehhh

Powderpuff is always awesome. Gwen loves it.
- Peter P.

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chaptain asked: I'm a lot of hours away from Kirstin right now but in a few months it's only going to be TWO hours. And El Dorado is going to be right in the center!

Ah, yes, the road to El Dorado.
- Clint B.

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Anonymous asked: I have to admit that even though Steve has one damned great ass, Tony's got better. I'd slap it if I could. I really would.

Thank you?
- Steve R.

You are 100% right, thank you for your patronage. Slap my ass all you like. If you ever see me, caw like a bird before you do it. That way I’ll know.
- Tony S.

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Anonymous asked: Gosh, I'm smiling like an idiot now, Steve. Thank you. :3 I just thank my luck that studying in a university is basically free here (northern Scandinavia). I'll just have to buy a few books a year... I mean, if there were fees or something I'd probably be neck-deep in dept already, and I'm first year... So, all my best wishes to you guys here who have student loans on you.

Wow, that’s… groovy.
- Steve R.

Nope. Close, though. You sound like Professor Xavier.
- Peter P.

I tried. Anyways, that’s good. 
- Steve R.


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