qualityhelders asked: "I JUST LAUGHED RLLY HARD BC I WENT FROM INCITING A RIOT TO WANTING TO BE A VALEDICTORIAN anyways the riot was bc our principal is a dick and he makes a lot of girls at my school really uncomfortable for a lot of reasons and other than being rlly creepy he's just a dick. he doesn't rlly care what any boys do but u kno when a girl wears 2 inch heels the world stops so everyone was kinda mad and I suggested it and then it all went downhill from there. it was mostly the stoners tho and the punk kids"

You get who you get. I’m glad you’re doing the right thing.
- Peter P.

ontinetine asked: "Instead of coming up with three film ideas for class, I cuddled with my girlfriend and watched Jumanji. Great decision. Still have no film ideas. Uhhhhhh. Screenwriting is hard."

That is a great decision.
- Natasha R.

chaptain asked: "Don't get a crush on someone. Crushes are bad. Crushes will crush you. They'll be really physically affectionate and you'll hate half of who they are but you'll want to spend all of your time with them and they'll cuddle and bite and leave bruises that last for days or even a week and you'll be angry. Crushes will kill you slowly."

What the hell happened to you?
- Clint B.

chaptain asked: "Going out and doing shit is such a weird thing. I never went out at home but every night this past week, I was at someone else's dorm and didn't get back to mine until at least midnight. What sciency things are you into, Pete?"

I feel that. It’s wicked weird.
- Nicole M.

What sciency things am I into? I like biophysics and biochemistry, but those are more like hobbies. I’m thinking of being a photographer. Like, professionally.
- Peter P.

qualityhelders asked: "guys how do i become a valedictorian because we have the zell miller scholarship and it pays for all the tuition and it has all these requirements but it says if you're a valedictorian or a saludictorian (?? idk if I spelt that right or what it means) you can get it real quick and i mean like if i don't get a scholarship im not gonna go college bc no $$$$"

You just have to work really, really hard, that’s it. That’s how you become valedictorian.
- Peter P.

qualityhelders asked: "i forgot to tell you guys but i have in school suspension rn for inciting a riot"

Nice. What was the riot over?
- Clint B.

ontinetine asked: "My friend who reminds me of Betty, she and I went on a date. And. We're going to go on another one."

That’s exciting, congratulations.
- Bruce B.

chaptain asked: "How sort of? And Peter, is your social life fun or educational?"

I definitely have now! I go out and do shit. It’s a trip.
- Nicole M.

Pfft. …Both? I don’t know. I’m obviously a blast to be around.
- Peter P.

chaptain asked: "Have you developed a social life yet?"

Sort of?
- Nicole M.

Yup!
- Peter P.

qualityhelders asked: "that is vaguely horrifying"

Don’t worry about it.
- Nicole M.

qualityhelders asked: "NICOLE YOURE SO PRETTY HOW DO YOU DO THTA"

NIGHTLY SACRIFICES.
- Nicole M.

ahwuhoo asked: "LOOK ITS MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND NICOLE WHO I LOVE"

'TIS I, 'TIS I.
- Nicole M.

chaptain asked: "WHAT'S YOUR DORM LIKE?"

BEAUTIFUL. HERE’S MY FACE. IT’S HOT THOUGH.

My roommate is at her desk behind me, with all her stuff on the walls. Also, I’m not naked, but I am wearing a strapless dress, because, again, it’s fucking hot as balls.

- Nicole M.

chaptain asked: "I tried to make a nest but it looks more like a dog bed. Also, I've seen two hawks here. One was trying to fly off with a squirrel for eating."

That’s actually hilarious.
- Clint B.

chaptain asked: "I ended up not going with Logan because his girlfriend didn't go either so I went shopping yesterday instead. I spent so much money but I got guys shorts, underwear, and a wallet. And hair bleach but not toner or dye. And food. So much food."

Food is so good. I love food. God bless food.
- Peter P.